"Pearlene" prefers not to be called Trailer Trash (she lives in a mobile home). She loves pink, and men, although not necessarily in that order. She may look like a dumb blonde, but she has profound philosophical views on life, love, and the pursuit of fast food, and strongly believes that livestock makes a poor choice for a wedding gift.

Nothing is safe from Pearlene. Internet dating, marriage, gay marriage, men's behavior in public, the post office and terrorism, she has an opinion about everything, and the only thing bigger than her heart is her mouth.

Pearlene made her debut in Long Beach in "Pearlene Ponders Love," and has since been to the island of Saipan, in the Northern Mariana Islands of the South Pacific, as well as East Carolina University (Greenville, North Carolina) and Belmopan, Belize.

Stay tuned for "Pearlene Comes to the Big City," coming in Spring, 2009.